the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form
Average Trump campaign staffer (52 years old, living with his third wife in a home in Stamford, Connecticut): Making America great again means securing our border, cutting taxes, and keeping your family safe from criminals
Average DeSantis campaign staffer (20 years old, has three Twitter accounts and recently converted to the Eastern Orthodox Church): The transgendereds are brainwashing your beautiful white daughter into getting a septum piercing
When you have to spend 45 minutes arguing the plot of a doll movie cause your political movement is definitely winning in the marketplace of ideas and you attempted to grow a beard to hide your botched lip filler in your old navy outlet Jean jacket.
“Marble statue of a young satyr turning to look at his tail ”, Roman, Imperial Marble, 1st or 2nd century AD.
